i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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