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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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