i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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