Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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