Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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