lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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