Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So vagazzling was a success
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Do plants get herpes?
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