..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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