No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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