"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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