ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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