You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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