i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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