You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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