did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my shit smells like andre
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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