I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He has the fingertips of a God
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