is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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