marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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