I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I did not marry a roomba.
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