So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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