yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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