Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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