Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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