i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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