drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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