it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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