If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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