idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
