He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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