When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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