Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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