he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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