According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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