so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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