so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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