Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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