whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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