I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
this just has baby written all over it
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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