Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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