I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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