The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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