i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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