I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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