needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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