I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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