Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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