Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
