yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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