we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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