school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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