just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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